Gastroporn

I'm fully expecting someone to have already coined this phrase, but it's hard to describe the recent M&S food advertising as anything else. On numerous occasions I've found myself literally foaming at the mouth at the sight of all the fayre that is beamed from my television; and all this accompanied by the dulcet tones of a sultry gravel-voiced woman, describing everything in glorious Technicolor. How can it be described as anything less?